orlis 敗家大暴走 ♪(*^▽^*)b

(drip-drip)
(drumming)
(thud)

[LIZ] 
Pop! (lighting match)
[ANNIE] 
Six!
[JUNE]
Squish!
[HUNYAK]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[VELMA]
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
[MONA]
Lipschitz! 

(cell door slides open)

And now the 6 merry murderesses of the cook county
jail in their rendition of the cell block tango

[LIZ]
Pop!
[ANNIE]
Six!
[JUNE]
Squish!
[HUNYAK]
Uh Uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!   } x4

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ]
Pop!
[ANNIE]
Six!
[JUNE]
Squish!
[HUNYAK]
Uh Uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!  } x2

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Ernie. 
Ernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP it.
So I came home from work and I'm really irritated, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy 
and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. 
No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, "you pop that gum one more time..." and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago 
and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.He'd go to work, he'd come home, 
I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out, "Single" he told me? 
Single, my ass! Not only was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. 
One of those Mormons, you know?
So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[VELMA AND HUNYAK]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, 
and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin', "you been screwin the milkman."
And he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife TEN TIMES.

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!

[GIRLS] (slowly and quietly)
he had it coming....

[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. 
Now, for the last number in our act we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. 
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, the three of us, 
boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door, 
and there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen- the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, 
when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.

[VELMA]
They had it coming

[GIRLS]
They had it coming

[VELMA]
They had it coming

[GIRLS]
They had it coming

[VELMA]
They had it coming all along

[GIRLS]
They took a flower In its prime

[VELMA]
I didn't do it

[GIRLS]
And then they used it

[VELMA]
But if I'd done it

[GIRLS]
And they abused it

[VELMA]
How could you tell me that i was wrong

[GIRLS]
It was a murder But not a crime!

[MONA]
I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter.
He was always trying to find himself. 
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way 
he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'

[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'

[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'

[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'

[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin' All Along

[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin' All along

[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
'Cause if they used us

[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
'Cause if they used us

[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
And they abused us

[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
And they abused us

[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had Himself To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha You would
Have done The same!

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!

[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass.

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.

[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
[LIZ]
Pop!

[ANNIE]
Six!

[JUNE]
Squish!

[HUNYAK]
Uh Uh

[VELMA]
Cicero

[MONA]
Lipschitz!

(Steam noise)